It has been a delightful eye-opener to occasionally come upon creative names for perimenopause. Some of the idioms elicit a chuckle or two, which is what I need, trapped in this haze of bouts of rage and forgetfulness.
Here are some of my favorite ones (and unfortunately for those around me - some are very accurate):
Cougar Puberty
Private Summer
Reverse Puberty
Power Surges
The Great Hormone Migration
Fire-Breathing Fairy
Aggressively Shimmering
Symptom Lucky Dip
Patience on Annual Leave
Sure. I am at that age where every day is a game of roulette, when you think: what next?
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